Tuesday, July 4, 2017

Cocksucker's Manifesto

When it comes to sucking dick, some guy get it, some don't. For those that don't, this is the blog post for you.
I think there should be symbiosis among cocksuckee and cocksucker. Both should enjoy the act as much as the other. There are some simple rules of ettiquite that should be generally followed as it will ensure the most enjoyable time you can share with your fellow cock doner:
  1. Watch the teeth! Many don't like to feel those chompers on such delicate meat. Ask before biting, otherwise keep the teeth clear.
  2. Look maa! No hands! There's nothing more disappointing than when someone gives great head, and muddies the water by putting their hand all over it like they're working a kazoo... Cocksucker needs to have confidence with their oral talent. Use your mouth and only your mouth to extract the goods.
  3. Last, but definitely not least: SUCK! I cannot tell you how many guys just gob their mouth on it, like yeah - that looks good, but... it doesn't feel as arousing...
Where I get into personal preference is when someone wants to ungulate all over it rather than go back to basics: you've seen the meme, you've been training for it all your life...

From pacifier to popsicle to bananas to 12"ers. Go back to when you were a baby and suck on it like its your baby bottle... Don't worry, it WILL feed you :D
And now, we are at the piecé de resístance: The Cocksucker's Manifesto

I am your cocksucker.
My tongue will be the only organ that will get you off.
I will suck you down, all the way to the root.
I will consume all of what you give me, in full as you provide my nourishment.
I will swallow every drop.
I am here to serve you.

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